scheduled spontaneity.: Archive

Jan 31st

the only thing i missed about GFS...

jeans. yeah. jeans.

Jan 29th

Jan 28th

Jan 25th

that's what i get

koozbane: i’m going to talk about my feelings now. i can’t pay attention to studying. i can’t study. at all. i suck at this. a lot. i really suck at it. i suck at most things. that’s what life has made me realize. i need a way, one which doesn’t involve baking, to make myself feel better. about… everything. especially myself. and men. and my study habits. I LOVE YOU A LOT AND MORE! ...

Jan 24th

forensic psychology and criminalistics

yes, those are my interests. no forensics is not all about the dead people. (forensic PATHOLOGY is not my interest) dad, mom, stop blasting stupid terms like “technician” and “grump work” i don’t care. ill do the best i can and like it. ps the phrase is “grunt work”

Jan 24th

i see dead people.

Jan 22nd

im watching an autopsy tomorrow.

I am interested. I am excited. I’m scared. Dear God, Pleasepleaseplease let 1. Him/her not be a baby 2. Him/her not be an elderly person. 3. It not give me nightmares 4. Me not throw up Also I hope the ME is not a joke type of person. I can’t take a dead person joke with a dead person present. Also, if I laugh, I might barf. Love, Prisca Ps. I’m standing...

Jan 21st

dear defense attorney,

I love you Here’s why, 1. Your shoulder length dreds 2. Your chanel bag 3. Your chanel glasses 4. Your sense of style. 5. And the fact that you changed your sexual orientation every time I have talked to you so far. Regardless, Marry me! Love, Prisca

Jan 20th

Jan 19th

dear flirty couple,

You are old. You are married. Each to your own spouses. John Do(p)e: Lets go back to kindergarden. Keep your hands to yourself. Jane Doe: Eyes are not meant to open that wide. Seriously. It looks like your eyelids are consuming your face. And stop winking. You look like a fucking alien. Love, Prisca

Jan 19th

Jan 15th

"Today, my boyfriend bit me. I did not turn into a...

………ok, first off, why was your boyfriend biting you? hmm?

Jan 15th

i spy:

A friendly butt smack between lawyers.

Jan 14th

i spy:

1 guy moonwalking around the train station.

Jan 13th

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Jan 12th

dear nat,

higu: koreandinosaur: I have some funny pictures to show you of my sister and me. Love, My sister and me is it you two being grumpy? because apparently i have a thing for grumpy koreans. Well I’m sure there is one of my sister being grumpy. I just look like a hamster/duck

Jan 12th

dear nat,

I have some funny pictures to show you of my sister and me. Love, My sister and me

Jan 12th

my sister and i have inherited the korean camwhore...

Unfortunately, only my sister inherited the cute gene. While I inherited the freak duck and psycho hamster gene. Yum.

Jan 12th

Jan 11th

dear stupid girls at the courthouse

Please let me watch the trial in peace. My internship has been enjoyable until now. Stop telling me I am young. I also realize that you think this trial is boring. I don’t. Love, Prisca P.S. Bipolar is not the same thing as bisexual. P.P.S. Pull up your pants.

Jan 11th

yeah this is real

youarebananas: “harshfully” “behaviorism” “analyzation” “variate” “convincitory” -various gfs’ers “credibility, reliability, and truthability” - defense attorney direct quote from the homicide trial i have been watching this week. i love working at the DA’s office. best time of my life.

Jan 9th